Sunday, May 8, 2011

' "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water."

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? Uh, that's a hardware problem. 

My internet is angry. Not angry in a 'I am going to go smash things now.' way.  Angry in the way that a crying baby is angry; temperamental, needy, and unpredictable. Our router doesn't smell bad, at least. And babies generally don't have have large quantities of porn. 
Everyone in my family enjoys their share of the internet, Mom with Farmville, Dad with getting upset over trolls on Yahoo Answers, and my brother playing Minecraft and downloading questionable software and looking up instructions to build scary things. So icky internet gets frustrating, especially when brothers have tendencies towards building giant electrical circuits for cryptic purposes when not distracted by the world wide web. Coughsavemecough. I just adore my brother.

In other news, I have 29 followers now. That makes me quite happy. 
Hey, world. Guess what, world? I have a prime number of followers!
In more other news, I have made friends with guy who compared his mood swings to a cosine at the youth group trip this weekend. The same trip also reminded me why I love my religion, which I really need reminding of right now, what with the whole agnostic but religious thing I have going on. I gave some advice to a kid who is being forced to realize that life isn't fair way too early, and got some advice given to me, by my new nerdy friend, in fact. He told me that for things that I really want, I should just go for it, but worded more nicely. I know he meant that I should run for the social action position on the executive board, but I think that it is probably a definite thumbs up for my new career as a crocodile wrangler. 

Pretty much I had a good weekend, although I have now had 4 hours of sleep for three nights in a row, and am sleep deprived. I'm hoping that this will end up as one of my better sleep deprived posts, as there is no way I'll be proofreading this. 

P.S. Happy Mother's Day! One of my old and dear friends wished me that at 12am. It was sweet and creepy. Mostly creepy.


  1. I just wanted to let you know that you're not the only agnostic one out there- I'm one too :)

    And porn? I didn't know you were like that!! Congratulations. You have surprised me.

  2. Lola: Meh. Porn grosses me out a little, actually. I'm more of a furry fan. Kidding. Furries scare me more than porn does. Wow, then. I just found a furry wiki. Lovely.

  3. "I love it when Gabi blogs because then I can stalk her life."--thais the great

    In other news not related to that creepish quote not made my me, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS BOY! You know I'm going to tell you to marry him, just like I do with everyone. But he seems really sweet and helpful and lovely.

    OH! CONGRATS ON 29 FOLLOWERS. YAY FOR PRIME NUMBERS. (I actually hated them in elementary school, but that is beside the point)

    Lastlay, I'm glad you are back :)

    (this doesn't count as a paragraph, but I did just type lastLAY, not lastLY. And I'm keeping it that way.)

  4. OH MY GOD! I found you through the Nerd Archives, because That Blond Guy tagged both of us, and I thought, 'Hey, let's find out who has to do a survey because surveys are death' and your joke at the top is the very same joke I used on my survey post!
    Nerdy joke buddies?
    I'm following you, just because of that.
    You get a cookie.

  5. *Eeshie reads the title of this post, eyes widening with astonishment*

    I'm in awe. I truly am.

  6. HA. That opening joke was good. Probably cos I'm in IT and can relate... and I'm probably a nerd.
    'Irregardless' - it was funny.

  7. Thais: I don't really like him, he's just the nicest person ever.
    L: See my comments on your blog. XP And you get a cookie, too.
    Eeshie: I wish I could say I wrote it. . . :P At least people *think* I'm that witty.
    Ash: Yes. That joke makes me happy.

  8. Because you asked, Leo started singing Mi Chamocha. Really loudly. It was hilarious. Also, love your hebrew comment. Really do. Ani lo bat zonah. Fo' rizzle. Ani sababa.


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