I haven't posted for the last 11 days. What have I been doing, you ask?
Honest Gabi: Dude, nobody cares.
Teenage Gabi: I spent a lot of time discussing the futility of life with my depressing conversation buddy. Then I cried bitter tears of regret, anger, and lack of faith in the human race.
ADHD Gabi: How can tears be made up of a lack of faith? How can tears be made up of regret? HOW CAN TEARS BE MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE MILK?
Scholarly Gabi: I wonder if you could transplant mammary glands for tear ducts. You'd have to insert a sac to hold the chocolate flavouring, too.
Teenage Gabi: My tears weren't chocolate, dumbass. My tears were regret, anger, and a lack of faith in the human race.
Girly Gabi: You didn't actually cry, you just gave me really red eyes. Ugly red eyes. Like, how selfish could you be?
Nice Gabi: I think that everyone just needs a big hug.
ADHD Gabi: I like chocolate. Can I have that instead of a hug, or maybe some marshmallows?
Hippy Gabi: Marshmallows have gelatin in them. That's derived from dead animals.
ADHD Gabi: I don't like dead puppies. I still like chocolate, though, and oranges, and chocolate oranges!
Teenage Gabi: If it was dark chocolate it could be like the depths of my soul.
Normal Person Gabi: SHUT UP ABOUT THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL. Like, you aren't even a large part of Gabi as a Whole, but look at all of the dialog you get! Then look at me. I'm normal, and regular.
ADHD Gabi: Teehee. You said regular!
Normal Person Gabi: Yes. Go away. Anyway, I make up this gigantic part of Gabi, and look at the number of lines I get!
Nice Gabi: Well, would you like to recap the last 11 days?
Normal Person Gabi: Oh! Well, sure! School finished, and then -
Overachiever Gabi: You bombed an exam. You forgot that part.
Scholarly Gabi: I'LL NEVER GET TO BE AN ASTROPHYSICIST!
Nice Gabi: It's okay, sweetie.
Girly Gabi: Astrophysicists never get hot guys!
Normal Person Gabi: Can I continue? I had some social plans, went up to the cottage with my best friend, and that's about it.
Honest Gabi: That was so freaking boring. You need us to do some talking, or the readers will fall asleep.
ADHD Gabi: YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE PILLOW FORT*. IT WAS SO COOL. AND THE COOKIE DOUGH.
Honest Gabi: The cookie dough was gross, and you probably gained three pounds.
Girly Gabi: Eeewww.
Coach Gabi: THIS IS WHY YOU NEED ME AROUND MORE, SEE? GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 100!
ADHD Gabi: I forgot how much I like trampolines.
*So our fort actually completely pwned any of the pansy forts in the link, although considering the large age difference between the builders it may be excused.
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Anyway, I'm sorry for the big gaps between my posts lately, but get ready for a larger one.
I'll be leaving for overnight camp in a couple of days, and will be gone for the next two months. On my return, I will be mystified by the way in which a cursor moves when the mouse is moved.
Bye for now!
P.S. If I'm not back by September, I was probably eaten by mosquitoes, bears, or bitchy girls. Don't worry about me.